Big Brother

As usual, I won't be watching BB as it just makes me want to beat people to death with a sack full of broken glass and kittens. Maybe they should just starve them until they kill and eat each other. Or pump raw sewage into the house so the short ones drown first... now I would watch that. But better still... don't vote them off, vote them onto one long human centipede. How great would that be? A slowly growing centipede crawling round the house. Maybe the winner could be at the front so they could be interviewed. Feed them!!! Now that is television!