Nick Clegg's Freedom Bill?

I can't stand Nicky Campbell, he is a sanctimonious little twerp! He's like Jeremy Kyle with A'levels and doesn't he know it? However, this morning, just before I re-tuned my radio, I heard him interviewing Nick Clegg. Two of my favourite Nicks in a room at the same time? But then I heard Clegg begin to stutter.

He was peddling the big, new politics idea of giving people the chance to suggest bad laws that need to be abolished - the "Freedom Bill." I think you email in or something and suggest the laws you believe should go. Brilliant! So hands up anyone stupid enough to think this is worth a horse's arse? Anyone dumb enough (Daily Mail readers I expect) to think this is nothing more than a pathetic PR stunt should be made to live in a cage full of double incontinent, retarded monkeys.

Call me cynical and Nick Clegg did - so that is the one thing he is right about - because of course they are not going to take a blind bit of notice what anyone suggests, they will do what they want and then claim "it's what the people wanted!" How fucking stupid do they think we are? Hmmmm, Tory voters - maybe I am missing something.

It's politics for idiots made by a coalition that is already running out of ideas on how to keep in power. If you want to abolish lots of laws you think are shit - do it! But you won't, as you know that every law will be supported by a few Tory nut jobs and since you just kicked the country to pieces with a budget that will essentially create an underclass of poor, who will probably want to roast your gonads and then feet them to their children, upsetting the blue rinse Tory scum is the last thing you want to be doing. So tell them it was their idea and they will be slapping each other on the back, happy in their deluded self importance.

So listening to Nick Clegg spluttering his way through trying to sell this half arsed idea was highly amusing. Nicky Campbell asked him to name a law he would want abolished, Clegg avoided answering - probably because he doesn't know what Dave wants him to say. It was a bit like shooting a rat in a barrel and Clegg sounded like the spineless twat he really is. The trouble was he made Campbell almost sound like he was a proper political interviewer - no Humph or Paxman but he had him on the ropes.

So a note to both of the Nicks: Clegg you really need to stop acting like a total bell-end and grow a pair of your own. Campbell, don't think for one minute that was a fair fight. You just nicked a lollipop off the dimwit kid in the class, who eats dog shit when the school bully tells him to. Now please, both fuck off my radio.